Wedding

My friend Shane got himself married to his Korean girlfriend (and soon-to-be mother of their child). The ceremony was interesting, and very short. The buffet afterwards was pretty good (sushi, crab legs, steak tartar, and lots of other stuff). The reception was at an Irish pub, where we drank lots of free beer. Weddings in this country cost about $7,000, and one company takes care of everything for you (location, clothing for him and her, food, music, photographer, flowers, and the necessary personnel).

Shane's brother (white shirt, holding the microphone) is an attorney at Kenneth Starr's law firm in D.C. He's considering taking a position as Barack Obama's deputy counsel, though, which would be good both for his career and his soul, one would think. (Kenneth Starr is a piece of shit, and Barack Obama is black JFK, minus the speed and philandering.) His dad is an executive (CEO or VP or something) at some big company in some city in the States. His mom couldn't come as she's afraid of airplanes.