I am in love
with Tina Fey.
I have eighty cents until pay day on Tuesday. I'm pretty good at budgeting. I think I will have croûtons for dinner tomorrow.
One of my students told me that when he grows up, he wants to play on a soccer team with Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Osama bin Laden, and George Bush Jr.
I read that the President of Korea, Roh Moon Hyun, was enjoying an approval rating in the neighborhood of 10% before the FTA with the U.S. was signed. (He has since bounced to somewhere between 20 and 30%.) Meanwhile, no matter how many kittens he strangles on live television, Bush still polls in the 30's. That means about a hundred million Americans think he's doing a good job. Here's one of them getting tasered like eight times for refusing to take a "pussy-ass" blood-alcohol test.
My brother's dog Danté is able to drive a car while posing for photographs. Danté hopes Obama gets the Democratic nomination, although he'd grudgingly vote for Hillary were he an American citizen. He finds Giuliani's liberal record on gun control, gay rights, and abortion intriguing, but he knows as well as anyone that he'll have to pander to the Christian extremists to get into the White House. Above all, he wants Joe Lieberman and John McCain to slink away into the annals of history, and he wishes Dick Cheney was on that plane instead of Paul Wellstone.
Band of Horses have a video where they play softball. They're awesome. Softball is awesome.
I have eighty cents until pay day on Tuesday. I'm pretty good at budgeting. I think I will have croûtons for dinner tomorrow.
One of my students told me that when he grows up, he wants to play on a soccer team with Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Osama bin Laden, and George Bush Jr.
I read that the President of Korea, Roh Moon Hyun, was enjoying an approval rating in the neighborhood of 10% before the FTA with the U.S. was signed. (He has since bounced to somewhere between 20 and 30%.) Meanwhile, no matter how many kittens he strangles on live television, Bush still polls in the 30's. That means about a hundred million Americans think he's doing a good job. Here's one of them getting tasered like eight times for refusing to take a "pussy-ass" blood-alcohol test.
My brother's dog Danté is able to drive a car while posing for photographs. Danté hopes Obama gets the Democratic nomination, although he'd grudgingly vote for Hillary were he an American citizen. He finds Giuliani's liberal record on gun control, gay rights, and abortion intriguing, but he knows as well as anyone that he'll have to pander to the Christian extremists to get into the White House. Above all, he wants Joe Lieberman and John McCain to slink away into the annals of history, and he wishes Dick Cheney was on that plane instead of Paul Wellstone.
Band of Horses have a video where they play softball. They're awesome. Softball is awesome.
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